The Reason They're Walking Is Because Traffic Is So Bad

“All the vampires walking through the valley move west down Ventura Boulevard.”

Free Fallin', by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

So, Open My Wallet For You?

“Open up to me like you do your girlfriends.”

Lonely No More, by Rob Thomas

No! You Can't Have The Mango!

“And I miss you—like the deserts miss the rain.”

Missing, by Everything But The Girl

A Good Place To Start A Family Is The Bedroom

“They say that the road ain’t no place to start a family.”

Faithfully, by Journey

I Guess Spring Is The Season For Love...

“I don’t love him—winter just wasn’t my season.”

Breathe (2AM), by Anna Nalick

Who Needs A Soul, Really?

“Surrendered all she had to me, even silver and gold—all she asked was my soul.”

(Who Discovered) America? by Ozomatli

Hey Sinatra! George Wrote This One!

“You’re asking me will my love grow? I don’t know.”

Something, by The Beatles

I'm Just Waiting For This Dance To Come Back In Style

“We can leave your friends behind, ‘cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, well, they’re no friends of mine.”

Safety Dance, by Men Without Hats

So It Wasn't Gwyneth Paltrow, Then? Damn...

“I open up the paper; there’s a story of an actor who had died while he was drinking—it was no one I had heard of.”

Tom's Diner, by Suzanne Vega

Rather Wordy For Being Unwritten...

“Feel the rain on your skin; no one else can feel it for you.”

Unwritten, by Natasha Bedingfield

I Want You With Bacon And Cheese, But My Diet Says I Need You Plain With No Bun--Oh Wait, This Isn't About Hamburgers?

“However do you want me? However do you need me?”

Back To Life, by Soul II Soul

Actually, The Last Time I Saw Neil He Was Wearing Sequined Slacks

“Money talks, but it don’t sing and dance and it don’t walk.”

Forever In Blue Jeans, by Neil Diamond

Actually, I Blame Bush

“And you want her, and she wants you—we want everyone.”

No One Is To Blame, by Howard Jones

That's Because He's Talking About Economics

“The man of a thousand voices is talking perfectly loud but nobody ever hears him.”

Fool On The Hill, by The Beatles

Is Craze A Drug That I Don't Remember? A Dance? A Fashion?

“We were cool on craze when I, you, and everyone we knew could believe, do, and share in what was true.”

Dance Hall Days, by Wang Chung

Hello, My Name Is...

“Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah, some call me the gangster of love.”

The Joker, by The Steve Miller Band

I Don't Think Manson Is One Of Those "Pretty Ones," Even With The Implants

“There’s a lot of pretty, pretty ones that want to get you high.”

The Dope Show, by Marilyn Manson

Don't You Brush Your Teeth Too? Maybe That's Why Nobody Answers...

“I wake up, put on my make-up, pick up the phone—nobody’s home.”

Tomorrow, by Lillix

I, Like Britney Spears, Was Not That Innocent To Begin With

“If you want, then start to laugh; if you must, then start to cry.”

Return To Innocence, by Enigma

I Think I'll Just Stay At The Radisson, Thanks

“So I called up the Captain, ‘Please bring me my wine.’ He said, ‘We haven’t had that spirit here since 1969.’”

Hotel California, by The Eagles

Taken Out Of Context This Seems A Little Gay

“If I were you, I’d realize that I love you more than any other guy.”

No Reply, by The Beatles

Remember When We Thought She Was On Par With Madonna?

“You said go slow—I fall behind; the second hand unwinds.”

Time After Time, by Cyndi Lauper

I'm Still Waiting For Their Follow-Up Single "Aquaman"

“It may sound absurd, but don’t be naïve—even heroes have the right to bleed.”

Superman, by Five For Fighting

This Is Even Shorter Than Cliff Notes

“You had a temper like my jealousy: too hot, too greedy.”

Wuthering Heights, by Kate Bush

Don't Be Afraid, Lars--It's Only Napster

“Hush little baby, don’t say a word, and never mind that noise you heard—it’s just the beasts under your bed.”

Enter Sandman, by Metallica

How Exactly Does "Right" Air Smell?

“The air is thick, it’s smelling right, so you pass to the left and you sail to the right.”

Rock Your Body, by Justin Timberlake

This Song Was Written By Burt Bacharach? Really?

“I was born to love her and I will never be free.”

Always Something There To Remind Me, by Naked Eyes

I Think Madonna Can Afford To Pay Her Own Rent

“Who finds the money when you pay the rent? Did you think that money was heaven-sent?”

Lady Madonna, by The Beatles

Was It An Open-Mouthed Kiss?

“It started out with a kiss—how did it end up like this? It was only a kiss.”

Mr. Brightside, by The Killers

Flirting From The Former Frou Frou

“Why’d you have to be so cute? It’s impossible to ignore you.”

Goodnight And Go, by Imogen Heap