Couldn't You Just Say, "Your Hair Looks Good Today?"

“We hurt the ones we love the most—it’s a subtle form of compliment.”

I Don't Care, by Shakespear's Sister

If She's A Little Girl, Perhaps You Want Her To Not Tell Anyone

“I’m so glad that she’s my little girl; she’s so glad, she’s telling all the world.”

I Feel Fine, by The Beatles

Stand By Your Obscure Acid House Band

“Always on a mission while fishing in the rivers of life.”

Justified And Ancient, by The KLF featuring Tammy Wynette

Really, Though, Gold Does Not Make For The Best Driving Surface

“Anyone can see the road that they walk on is paved in gold.”

The Way, by Fastball

Especially In West Hollywood

“Boys living next door are never what they seem.”

Robert DeNiro's Waiting, by Bananarama

Throw In Some Baseball And A Beer And It's The Perfect Song

“Who’s that casting devious stares in my direction?”

Sex And Candy, by Marcy Playground

Possibly The Most Hysterical Song Ever

“I’ll be the sun shining on you.”

Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car, by Billy Ocean

More Popular Than Their Counterparts, The Brokken

“When the wrong word goes in the right ear, I know you’ve been lying to me.”

One Thing Leads To Another, by The Fixx

One Word: Yoko

“Where did we lose the touch that seemed to mean so much?”

Free As A Bird, by The Beatles

'Cause I'm Really, Really Thirsty And I Don't Believe In Cooties

“Why drink the water from my hand, contagious as you think I am?”

December, by Collective Soul

I'm Not Free, But I Am 50% Off

“I’ve got to be free, free to face the life that’s ahead of me.”

Come Sail Away, by Styx

The Housing Market Has Gotten Out Of Control

“Now there is no sound, for we all live underground.”

Virtual Insanity, by Jamiroquai

What Was Going On In The Picture...?

“I found a picture of you—those were the happiest days of my life.”

Back On The Chain Gang, by The Pretenders

Al Gore Would Disagree

“Never before and never since, I promise, will the whole world be warm as this.”

These Are Days, by 10,000 Maniacs

It's Probably That Birdseed In Your Pockets...

“Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?”

Close To You, by The Carpenters

Sounds Like A Rough Day

“Your day breaks, your mind aches, you find that all the words of kindness linger on when she no longer needs you.”

For No One, by The Beatles

Jehovah Usually Has People Do The Knocking For Him

“I’m knockin’ like Jehovah—let me in now, let me in now.”

Country Grammar, by Nelly

Highlander Girl?

“Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one.”

Hollaback Girl, by Gwen Stefani

Yes, But Do You Have More Rhymes Than The Country's Got Starbucks?

“I got more rhymes than the Bible’s got Psalms.”

Jump Around, by House Of Pain

...And My Cookie Crumbles When You Step On It

“My world crumbles when you are not near.”

I Try, by Macy Gray

Perhaps They Are Tears Of Laughter Induced By The "Stayin' Alive" Video

“In a world of tears, I slowly drown.”

Tragedy, by The Bee Gees

Better Than The Blah Blah Blahs, Or The Yada Yada Yadas

“My kind’s your kind—I’ll stay the same.”

Maps, by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

...'Cause It's Really Heavy

“Don’t carry the world upon your shoulders.”

Hey Jude, by The Beatles

It's Weird To Hear Punk Music In Theme Park Commercials

“What they want, I don’t know—they’re all revved up and ready to go.”

Blitzkrieg Bop, by The Ramones

I'm Etta James, Bitch!

“I found a dream that I could speak to, a dream that I can call my own.”

At Last, by Etta James

I'm With Stupid

“My shadow’s the only one that walks beside me.”

Boulevard Of Broken Dreams, by Green Day

Quarterflash: What You Get From A Shy Girl On "Girls Gone Wild"

“Darling, in your wildest dreams you never had a clue, but it’s time you got the news.”

Harden My Heart, by Quarterflash

How Trite--Sounds Like Loser Rationalizing To Me

“You got to lose to know how to win.”

Dream On, by Aerosmith

We're Not Really Missing You At All Either, John

“In your world I have no meaning, though I’m trying hard to understand.”

Missing You, by John Waite

I Used To Say This To My Mom--Now I Say It To My Girlfriend

“I’ll be good like I know I should.”

It Won't Be Long, by The Beatles