Maybe He Misses Being In The Miami Sound Machine

“I can’t resist trying to find exactly what I miss.”

Just Another Day, by Jon Secada

Always After Me Lucky Charms

“So I let go of all of the big deals, I let go of the bitter dream.”

Four Leaf Clover, by Abra Moore

So It's Like Karma?

“You can lend it and spend it and give it away—you know it all comes back to you one day.”

Crazylove, by Boomkat

Ever Notice That Billy Corgan Looks Like A Young Uncle Fester?

“Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.”

Bullet With Butterfly Wings, by The Smashing Pumpkins

I Wonder If His Guest Room Would Be More Comfortable

“We would sing and dance around because we know we can’t be found.”

Octopus's Garden, by The Beatles

Those Overalls Made My Thoughts Dirty

"With you in that dress, my thoughts, I confess, verge on dirty."

Come On Eileen, by Dexy's Midnight Runner

Not To Be Confused With Martin Luther King's Dream

"I had a dream I was your hero."

Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover, by Sophie B. Hawkins

Yeah, But Your Head Will Hit The Headboard...Repeatedly

“I’ll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it."

Your Body Is A Wonderland, by John Mayer

My Dreams Don't Involve Cranberries, Or Any Other Fruit

“I know I felt like this before, but now I’m feeling it even more because it came from you."

Dreams, by The Cranberries

I Always Thought A Bad Moon Was When A Guy Showed His Hairy Ass

“Hope you have got your things together, hope you are quite prepared to die."

Bad Moon Rising, by Credence Clearwater Revival

Because "Ripped" Might've Made People Think She Was Just Drunk

“I’m all out of faith; this is how I feel."

Torn, by Natalie Imbruglia

If It's Not About LSD, Then What The Hell...?

“Everyone smiles as you drift by the flowers that grow so incredibly high."

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, by The Beatles

I Prefer To Fly My Freak Flag

“I will go down with this ship, and I won’t put my hands up and surrender."

White Flag, by Dido

Maybe Not Time, But Have You Tried Alcohol?

"These wounds won’t seem to heal; the pain is just too real—there’s just too much that time cannot erase."

My Immortal, by Evanescence

My Grandma Had This On 8-Track...How Awesome Is That?

“You’re looking good—just like a snake in the grass."

Don't Bring Me Down, by ELO

He Does More Smartass Songs Before 9am Than Most People Do All Day

“I say to my reflection, ‘God, please spare me more rejection!’”

Army, by Ben Folds Five

I Live In LA--I See This All The Time

“Take a look at the Lawman beating up the wrong guy."

Life On Mars?, by David Bowie

They Were Into Aquaman Way Before "Entourage"

“How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad?”

One Week, by Barenaked Ladies

Sunday Beatles Edition!

“I’d rather see you dead, little girl, than to be with another man."

Run For Your Life, by The Beatles

Sounds Too Much Like A Golden Shower For My Tastes

“Pour your misery down on me."

Only Happy When It Rains, by Garbage

Depends On The Lover's Gender...

“What religion or reason could drive a man to forsake his lover?”

A Little Respect, by Erasure

The Only Non-Dirty Lyric From This Song

“Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, rude and mean."

Flower, by Liz Phair

This May Be The First Time Someone Used "Moot" In A Lyric

“I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot."

Jesse's Girl, by Rick Springfield

That's Just Gross...

“I got my first real six-string; bought it at the five and dime—played it ‘til my fingers bled."

Summer of '69, by Bryan Adams

Scaramouche! Scaramouche!

“If I’m not back again this time tomorrow, carry on—carry on as if nothing really matters."

Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen

The Passion Of The Lennon

“The way things are going, they’re going to crucify me."

The Ballad Of John And Yoko, by The Beatles

In This Age Of Product Placement, It Would Be A Dixie Cup

“Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup."

Across The Universe, by The Beatles

Guess There Was No Mr. Rigby...

“All the lonely people—where do they all come from?”

Eleanor Rigby, by The Beatles

Naturally, This Became A Nike Theme Song

“When you talk about destruction, don’t you know that you can count me out?”

Revolution, by The Beatles

Everyone Knows That "No" Means "No"

“I think a ‘no’ will mean a ‘yes’ but it’s all wrong—that is, I think I disagree."

Strawberry Fields Forever, by The Beatles

Eerily Prescient Lyrics By Lennon

“Life is very short, and there’s no time for fussing and fighting, my friend."

We Can Work It Out, by The Beatles