You Scare Me Too, Trent

“I'm down to just one thing and I'm starting to scare myself.”

Something I Can Never Have, by Nine Inch Nails

I Believe They Are Quoting Jesus Here...

“This world’s not made for people who don’t look good—I’d be afraid if I didn’t look so good.”

Pretty Ugly, by Sci-Fi Lullaby

Perhaps It's Because You're Redundant

“Why do all the things I say sound like the stupid things I said before?”

Skin, by Madonna

Even A Measuring Tape?

“Every tool is a weapon—if you hold it right.”

My IQ, by Ani DiFranco

Granted, My Plans Are To Tell Jokes

“I sit and talk to God and he just laughs at my plans.”

Feel, by Robbie Williams

Got Guilt?

“Got enough guilt to start my own religion.”

Crucify, by Tori Amos

...Unless I Kill Her

“Bright are the stars that shine, dark is the sky; I know this love of mine will never die.”

And I Love Her, by The Beatles

I'll Take This Over "Brown-Eyed Girl" Every Time

“I don’t know what colour your eyes are, baby, but your hair is long and brown.”

So Alive, by Love And Rockets

It's Hard To Believe This Song Was A Hit

“Is it all in my mind? ‘Cause it seems so hard to believe...”

All I Need, by Jack Wagner

No, Thanks--I Don't Want To Owe You For A Smile

“Have a smile—it’s on me.”

Good Life, by Leslie Mills

I'd Rather Lease...

“You always live your life never thinking of the future.”

Owner Of A Lonely Heart, by Yes

I Know Who Painted The Red Door Black, But The Moon?

“Did you see how hard I’ve tried not to show the pain inside?”

Who Painted The Moon Black, by Hayley Westenra

Apparently "Winehouse" Is Latin For "Lohan"

“It’s not just my pride—it’s just ‘til these tears have dried.”

Rehab, by Amy Winehouse

It Was Only Later That I Realized I Was Transgendered...

“When I was a boy, everything was right.”

She Said She Said, by The Beatles

God Help The Person That Harry Knowles Has

“Everybody’s got somebody to lean on.”

Handle With Care, by The Traveling Wilburys

A Song About Gonorrhea Or A Song About Diana Ross's Desire To Go Solo? Maybe Both...

“I’ve got this burnin’, burnin’, yearnin’ feeling inside me...”

Where Did Our Love Go, by The Supremes

A Song About AIDS Or A Song About Kurt Cobain's Wife? Maybe Both...

“You think love is to pray, but I'm sorry—I don't pray that way.”

Tainted Love, by Soft Cell

It Seems Like This Band Kind Of Did Both

“It’s better to burn out than fade away.”

Rock Of Ages, by Def Leppard

Peter, Were You Shilling For David Bowie?

“Earth below us, drifting, falling, floating weightless, calling, calling home.”

Major Tom, by Peter Schilling

What Is Unusual Is The Longevity Of Your Career--And That Hairstyle

“Love will never do what you want it to.”

It's Not Unusual, by Tom Jones

John Lennon Plagiarizes Snow White!

“Let me whisper in your ear, say the words you long to hear: I’m in love with you.”

Do You Want To Know A Secret, by The Beatles

You'll Always Be Fab, George

“In my world, you are my only love.”

When We Was Fab, by George Harrison

So's Your Career...

“Some say I’m crazy ‘cause I’m pushing up daisies.”

Whoomp! (There It Is), by Tag Team

The Secret Is That They're Really Matchbox Twenty

“I cry ‘cause the weather has gotten to me, and I laugh at the people that I can’t be.”

Forever December, by Tabitha's Secret

Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself

“I spend the afternoon in cars; I sit in traffic jams for hours—don’t push me, I am not okay.”

Jumpers, by Sleater-Kinney

Apparently, You Belong On The One-Hit Wonder List

“Somehow I can’t believe anything should happen—I know where I belong.”

She's So High, by Tal Bachman

When White Guys Show Their Butts

“Suddenly, it’s all the same.”

Pink Moon, by Nick Drake

What--No Towels? No Room Service? No HBO?

“Rocky Raccoon checked into his room only to find Gideon’s Bible.”

Rocky Raccoon, by The Beatles

And As Long As There's "Grass On The Field," You'll "Play Ball," Right, Robert?

“You must be a football coach, the way you got me playing the field.”

Ignition (Remix), by R. Kelly

Sounds Like My Last Marriage...

“Have we enough to keep it together, or do we just keep on pretending and hope our luck is never-ending?”

Can't Stand Me Now, by The Libertines