The Walrus Was Paul

“Boy, you’ve been a naughty girl—you let your knickers down.”

I Am The Walrus, by The Beatles

Sexier Than When Mills Lane Says It

“We’re all sensitive people with so much love to give.”

Let's Get It On, by Marvin Gaye

Apparently This Song Is About A Suicide--How Depressing

“I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend, but I always thought that I’d see you again.”

Fire And Rain, by James Taylor

That's Because They're Broke Now

“I wish I could give the world to you, but love is all I have to give.”

All I Have To Give, by Backstreet Boys

Greatest Karaoke Song Ever

“Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears.”

Total Eclispe Of The Heart, by Bonnie Tyler

Two Miami Vice References In A Row... Hmm...

“I wake up every morning, I stumble out of bed, stretching and yawning—another day ahead.”

Morning Train, by Sheena Easton

AKA The Miami Vice Song

“I’ve become so numb I can’t feel you there.”

Numb/Encore, by Jay-Z & Linkin Park

"Love" Is Also The Title Of The New Beatles Album

“Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you.”

Because, by The Beatles

I Guess Some Of His Songs Aren't All That Timeless

“What is this song all about? Can’t figure any lyrics out."

Smells Like Nirvana, by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Apparently "Teen Spirit" Used To Be A Deodorant

“Load up on guns and bring your friends; it’s fun to lose and to pretend.”

Smells Like Teen Spirit, by Nirvana

What Is Up With Weird Al's Obsession With Food?

“Get yourself an egg and beat it.”

Eat It, by "Weird AL" Yankovic

Best. Gang Fight. Ever.

“No one wants to be defeated.”

Beat It, by Michael Jackson

Mmm, I Love Rocky Road Candy Bars

“Weren’t you gonna buy half a gallon, baby?”

I Love Rocky Road, by "Weird Al" Yankovic

*Sigh* Remember When It Was Just A Dime?

“Put another dime in the jukebox, baby.”

I Love Rock 'n' Roll, by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

This Just Sounds A Little Pediphiliac

“She was just seventeen, you know what I mean, and the way she looked was way beyond compare.”

I Saw Her Standing There, by The Beatles

Ow, That'll Leave A Mark

“I was crowned with a spike right through my head.”

Jumpin' Jack Flash, by The Rolling Stones

Slow--Kinda Describes Her Rise To Fame In America

“You know what I’m saying and I haven’t said a thing.”

Slow, by Kylie Minogue

Who Would've Thought This Guy Would Wind Up On A Hit TV Show?

“I don’t need your assistance or social persistence; any problem I got I just put my fist in.”

Colors, by Ice-T

Ah, The Days When This Video Was Cutting-Edge Animation...

“It’s no better to be safe than sorry.”

Take On Me, by A-Ha

Remember Them?

“If you put two and two together, you will see what our friendship is for; if you can’t work this equation then I guess I’ll have to show you the door.”

Say You'll Be There, by Spice Girls

Perhaps The Wilson Sisters Were Triplets and Ann Wilson Ate The Third Girl

“Every second of the night I live another life.”

These Dreams, by Heart

Does Anyone Ever Feel They Are In A Play, Rather Than A Movie?

“And though she feels as if she’s in a play, she is anyway.”

Penny Lane, by The Beatles

Shockingly, This Song Is Not About Photography...Or Drowning

“The daylight’s fading slowly; the time with you is standing still.”

Breathless, by The Corrs

A Dilemma Worthy Of The Band's Namesake

“If I go there will be trouble, and if I stay it will be double.”

Should I Stay Or Should I Go, by The Clash

Based On Your Arrest Record, Who Is Really The Fool, George?

“People…you can never change the way they feel; better let them do just what they will.”

Kissing A Fool, by George Michael

Is This Supposed To Be Dirty Or Am I Just Oversexed?

“It doesn’t matter where you’ve been as long as it was deep.”

Just What I Needed, by The Cars

I Have No Idea What This Song Has To Do With Michael Jordan

“The sandman has come from too far away for you to say come back some other day.”

Overjoyed, by Stevie Wonder

I Guess We Know Now That The Pet Shop Boys Were Raised Catholic

“As I look back upon my life, it’s always with a sense of shame; I’ve always been the one to blame."

It's A Sin, by The Pet Shop Boys

I'm Still Wondering What They Mean By "California Grass"

“All the girls around her say she’s got it coming, but she gets it while she can.”

Get Back, by The Beatles

In Retrospect, It Was Probably Wise Of Him Not To Bother Saving

“Well, I had a million dollars but I, I’d spend it all.”

Santeria, by Sublime

Every Rose Also Costs A Ridiculous Amount Of Money

“Although we both lie close together, we feel miles apart inside.”

Every Rose Has Its Thorn, by Poison