Nobody Sings This Better Than Dana Scully

“Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine; I never understood a single word he said but I helped him drink his wine.”

Joy To The World, by Three Dog Night

Hey, Some People Will Pay A Lot For That Combo

“How do you give me so much pleasure and cause me so much pain?”

Fallin', by Alicia Keyes

Record Machine...How Quaint

“Can’t you see me standing here? I’ve got my back against the record machine.”

Jump, by Van Halen

I'd Like To Celebrate Beatles Tracks Available Via iTunes, But...

“Well, you can celebrate anything you want.”

Dig A Pony, by The Beatles

Perhaps You Shouldn't Be Bragging About That, Bob

“I don’t need permission, make my own decisions.”

My Prerogative, by Bobby Brown

Originally There Were Four Members Of This Group, But Carnie Wilson Ate One

“Some day somebody’s gonna make you want to turn around and say goodbye.”

Hold On, by Wilson Phillips

Easier To Say That In The '80's--Rent's Pretty High Now...

“The time has come to say fair’s fair, to pay the rent, to pay our share.”

Beds Are Burning, by Midnight Oil

Based On The Title, It's Hard To Believe Prince Didn't Write This Song

“How come I’d never hear you say, ‘I just wanna be with you’? Guess you never felt that way.”

Since U Been Gone, by Kelly Clarkson

This From A Woman Who Dresses Like A Bird

“To get involved in the exchange of human emotions is ever so satisfying.”

Human Behaviour, by Bjork

I Have A Honda Civic--Not That Fast, But Good MPG

“I had a feeling that I belonged, and I had a feeling I could be someone.”

Fast Car, by Tracy Chapman

I Tried This On My Teachers But Still Couldn't Get Partial Credit

“With every mistake we must surely be learning.”

While My Guitar Gently Weeps, by The Beatles

See? This Is Why I Don't Have People...

“I try to keep my faith in my people, but sometimes my people be actin’ like they evil.”

Fantastic Voyage, by Coolio

If Australia Is The Land Of Plenty, What Does That Make America?

“I said to the man, ‘Are you trying to tempt me because I come from the land of plenty?’”

Down Under, by Men At Work

Shout-Outs To Doris Day, Pink Shorts...And Still Nobody Knew?

“You put the grey skies out of my way; you make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day.”

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, by Wham!

This Does Not Sound Like A Very Fun Carnival

“Have I been blind, have I been lost inside myself and my own mind—hypnotized, mesmorized by what my eyes have seen?”

Carnival, by Natalie Merchant

I Will Now Refer To Myself As The Victor D'Angelo Project

“I can cheat you blind, and I don’t need to see any more to know that I can read your mind.”

Eye In The Sky, by The Alan Parsons Project

What I'm Wishing For Is The Pre-"Ghetto Fabulous" Mariah

“The one you gave away will be the only one you’re wishing for.”

Someday, by Mariah Carey

Apparently This Song Is Not About Drugs

“It took me so long to find out, and I found out.”

Day Tripper, by The Beatles

And The Winner For Most Prophetic Name For A One-Hit Wonder Band Is...

“Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance.”

Kiss Me, by Sixpence None The Richer

This Guy Looked Like Howdy Doody

“We’ve known each other for so long; you’re heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it.”

Never Gonna Give You Up, by Rick Astley

What's Really Bizarre Is That These Guys Used To Be Joy Division

“Every time I see you falling I get down on my knees and pray.”

Bizarre Love Triangle, by New Order

Ah, The Pre-Mellencamp Days...

“Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone.”

Jack & Diane, by John Cougar (Mellencamp)

Maybe It's A Betta Idea To Drop Lettas Off Words

“Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding, the cretins cloning and feeding, and I don’t even own a TV.”

Flagpole Sitta, by Harvey Danger

Speaking Of Degrees, How Easily Can You Link Him To Kevin Bacon?

“Some things in life you cannot measure by degrees.”

No Myth, by Michael Penn

It's The Beatles At Their Most Esoteric

“It doesn’t really matter what chords I play, what words I say or time of day it is.”

Only A Northern Song, by The Beatles

I Thinkk We Shouldd Add Extra Letterss Afterr Everythingg

“The rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble.”

Regulate, by Warren G & Nate Dogg

Does Anyone Remember What EMF Was Supposed To Stand For?

“You say to me I don’t talk enough, but when I do I’m a fool.”

Unbelievable, by EMF

I Did Not Know That Pride Had A Rind

“I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds, but the lack thereof would leave me empty inside.”

Inside Out, by Eve 6

Imagine My Mom Trying To Explain This Line To Me As A Child

“She’s precocious, and she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.”

Bette Davis Eyes, by Kim Carnes

I Once Dated A Girl Named Sunny--Now All I Need Is A Rainey And A Wendy

“I close my eyes and fly out of my mind into the fire.”

Sunny Came Home, by Shawn Colvin

I Guess This Was Kind Of An Obvious Selection...

“And so we’re told this is the golden age, and gold is the reason for the wars we wage.”

New Year's Day, by U2