Paul Is Dead

"Got to be good looking, 'cause he's so hard to see."

Come Together, by The Beatles

It's Beatles Week!!!

"Yes, we're going to a party, party--I would like you to dance."

Birthday, by The Beatles

Ouch! (Don'tcha Think?)

"Every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it."

You Oughta Know, by Alanis Morissette

If It's 3 A.M., It's Time To Go To Bed--Raining Or Not

“She thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on her doorway, but outside it’s stopped raining."

3 a.m., by Matchbox Twenty

Children, Lovers, And Covers Probably Shouldn't Show Up In The Same Line

"Time on my hands could be time spent with you--laughing like children, living like lovers, rolling like thunder under the covers."

I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues, by Elton John

Not So Fantastic For Ken, With His Shapeless Crotch

“Life in plastic—it’s fantastic!"

Barbie Girl, by Aqua

What Ran Out Was Smash Mouth's 15 Minutes

"So don't delay--act now! Supplies are running out!"

Walking On The Sun, by Smash Mouth

Taken Out Of Context, This Just Sounds Dirty

“I wanna ride it all night long."

Life Is A Highway, by Tom Cochrane

To Be Honest, I Actually Do Still Have The Star Wars Poster In My Bedroom

“I want the things that I had before, like a Star Wars poster on my bedroom door."

Wonderful, by Everclear

It Ain't Close, But It's A Place On Earth And Apparently Bryan Adams Is There

“Heaven ain’t close in a place like this."

Somebody Told Me, by The Killers

It's Been Over 20 Years--Aren't They Beastie Men Yet?

“I think I’m losing my mind this time."

So What'cha Want, by The Beastie Boys

Do You Even Remember When A Jukebox Took Change?

“I had a whiskey on the rocks and change of a dollar for the jukebox."

Rock This Town, by The Stray Cats

This Sounds Like Alcoholism To Me

“He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink."

Tubthumping, by Chumbawamba

This Is Not A Romantic Comedy, Damn It

“'Why are you so far away?' she said. 'Why won’t you ever know that I’m in love with you?'”

Just Like Heaven, by The Cure

Yeah, Baby...Just Think Of It As Me "Loving" On Your Face...

“Love, baby, love—it’s written all over your face.”

New Sensation, by INXS

Remember That Scene In DONNIE DARKO? No? Then Go Watch It!

“I can’t stand this indecision married with a lack of vision."

Everybody Wants To Rule The World, by Tears For Fears

Shiny, Happy Lyrics

“Life is bigger; it’s bigger than you and you are not me.”

Losing My Religion, by REM

A Celtic Reference, Or A Veiled Dirty Lyric?

"If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now--it's just a spring clean for the May queen."

Stairway To Heaven, by Led Zeppelin

Damn You, Johnny Marr, For Nixing A Smiths Reunion!

"There were times when I could have murdered her--but you know I would hate anything to happen to her."

Girlfriend In A Coma, by The Smiths

Yes, Robbie Williams Is Going To Hell

"I suppose even the Son of God gets it hard sometimes, especially when he goes around saying, 'I am the way.'"

Jesus In A Camper Van, by Robbie Williams

D'Amn, He Was A D'Ynamic D'Ancer

"Time, I'm sure, will bring disappointment in so many things."

Sign Your Name, by Terence Trent D'Arby

Poetic Words Of Wisdom From Bitch Lap-Lap

"It may be years until the day my dreams will match up with my pay."

Mushaboom, by Feist

It's My Soul Up There...

"There’s a little black spot on the sun today. "

King Of Pain, by The Police

Better Than The Beatles? No Way--But Still Damn Good

"I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. "

Wonderwall, by Oasis

So Good They Let Him Make Movies

"We're caught in a trap. I can't walk out because I love you too much, baby."

Suspicious Minds, by Elvis Presley

Who Knew That They Meant Gay Culture?

"Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dreams: red, gold and green."

Karma Chameleon, by Culture Club

One A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

"You say don't fear your dreams; it's easier than it seems."

Never Is A Promise, by Fiona Apple

Better Than Death Cab

"The freckles in our eyes are mirror images, and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned."

Such Great Heights, by The Postal Service

In Spanish This Song Is Called "Uno"

"I can't be holding on to what you got when all you got is hurt."

One, by U2

His Solo Work Is The Only Redeeming Value Of Yoko

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

Imagine, by John Lennon

Best Madonna Song Ever (Written By Prince, Of Course)

"Time goes by so slowly for those who wait, and those who run seem to have all the fun."

Love Song, by Madonna