So Can The Four Wrong Chords, Really

“The four right chords can make me cry.”

Semi-Charmed Life, by Third Eye Blind

Ahh, High School...

“You look at me as if you’re in a daze—it’s like the feeling at the end of the page when you realize you don’t know what you just read.”

Words, by Missing Persons

Actually, I Find That It's Mall Security That Moves Me Along

“It’s not always rainbows and butterflies—it’s compromise that moves us along.”

She Will Be Loved, by Maroon 5

Sounds Like Supermarket Sweep!

“I watch you grab what you can like crazy, because you’re all out of time.”

Going To Hell, by The Brian Jonestown Massacre

I Think This Was Yoko's Reasoning

“And it really doesn’t matter if I’m wrong, I’m right where I belong.”

Fixing A Hole, by The Beatles

Sounds Like New Jersey To Me

“It’s a death trap; it’s a suicide rap—we’ve gotta get out while we’re young.”

Born To Run, by Bruce Springsteen

...Unless, Of Course, I Die Prematurely In A Plane Crash

“Love like yours will surely come my way.”

Everyday, by Buddy Holly

Not Anymore, Rod...Not Anymore

“If you want my body and you think I’m sexy, come on, sugar, let me know.”

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?, by Rod Stewart

That's 'Cause I'm A Ninja

“In the middle of my room, I did not hear from you.”

Stand Back, by Stevie Nicks

Weird Title For A Song About Driving In A Car

“Turn the radio up for that sweet sound; hold me close, never let me go.”

Make Me Lose Control, by Eric Carmen

The Tin Man, That's Who

“Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?”

What's Love Got To Do With It, by Tina Turner

So Apparently I Am Chinese?

“You know that what you eat you are, but what is sweet now turns so sour.”

Savoy Truffle, by The Beatles

Not To Be Confused With The Helen Hunt Crapfest

“Pushing the day into the nighttime, somewhere between the two we start to see.”

Mad About You, by Belinda Carlisle

The Olsen Twins: Hungry Like The Sparrow

“I’m on the hunt; I’m after you.”

Hungry Like The Wolf, by Duran Duran

Obviously, The Pink Floyd PR Person Has Done His Job

“I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon.”

Kryptonite, by 3 Doors Down

A Little?

“I could stand a little pity now and then.”

Volcano Girls, by Veruca Salt

All We Need Is A Good PR Person

“We don’t need no education; we don’t need no thought control.”

Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2, by Pink Floyd

Please Go Home

“You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t want to go home right now.”

Iris, by Goo Goo Dolls

That Depends--Pam Anderson Or Pam Who Invented The Cooking Spray?

“You could say she was attractively built.”

Polythene Pam, by The Beatles

If A Trick Is Cheap, There Are More Things To Do Than Talk To Her

“Not a thing to do but talk to you.”

That 70's Song (In The Street), by Cheap Trick

Not The Most Creative Song Title...

“This is the way, it’s the way that we live.”

The L Word Theme, by Betty

The Best Thing About This Band Was Alyssa Milano; Still Is...

“I would give you anything you want; you were all I wanted.”

Save Me, by Remy Zero

I'm Happier When I Can Skip Past This Song

“If anyone can keep me happy, you’re the one who can.”

Where You Lead, by Carole King

Why Isn't There A Song Called Delaware Or Rhode Island?

“On the stereo, listen as we go—nothing’s gonna stop me now.”

California, by Phantom Planet

I'm More Of An Aquaman, Really

“I know what I’ve been told: you’ve got to work to feed the soul, but I can’t do this all on my own.”

I'm No Superman, by Lazlo Bane

It Feels Great, Thanks For Asking

“How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?”

Baby, You're A Rich Man, by The Beatles

How Come Nobody Names Their Kid Sharona Anymore?

“Is it just destiny, destiny, or is it just a game in my mind.”

My Sharona, by The Knack

Not To Be Confused With The Def Leppard Classic

“I’m breaking out, escaping now, feeling my faith grow old.”

Hysteria, by Muse

“Just look to your soul and open your mind.”

Crystal Blue Persuasion, by Tommy James and The Shondells

Are Peaches In Season Yet?

“Consider my suspicion: let’s see if my intuition has any volition.”

AA XXX, by Peaches

Was This Your Best? Because It Was Your Last...

“How could you give your love to someone else and share your dreams with me?”

Save The Best For Last, by Vanessa Williams