I Was Studying, You Cheeky Bastards

“Where were you while we were getting high?”

Champagne Supernova, by Oasis

My Guess Would Be Money

“In my life, why do I give valuable time to people who don’t care if I live or die?”

Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now, by The Smiths

Those Things'll Kill Ya...

“So here I sit in my lonely room, looking for my sunshine, but all I’ve got is two cigarettes and this broken heart of mine.”

17 Days, by Prince

I Guess The Thanks Goes To Eminem For Sampling This Song

“The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all, and even if I could it'd all be grey.”

Thank You, by Dido

Sussudio: The White Man's "Shizzle"

“I’ve got to get closer but I don’t know how; she makes me nervous and makes me scared.”

Sussudio, by Phil Collins

Yeah, The Rest Of Us Saw It A Long Time Ago...

“I am finally seeing why I was the one worth leaving”

The District Sleeps Alone Tonight, by The Postal Service

Did Ann Wilson Eat Nancy Wilson? Is That Why She's Alone?

“’Til now, I always got by on my own; I never really cared until I met you.”

Alone, by Heart

Ahh, The Intellectual Alcoholic...

“Let’s sink another drink, ‘cause it’ll give me time to think.”

Dancing With Myself, by Billy Idol

Seriously, That's Like The Least Weird Part Of Your Dreams

“Haven’t you wondered why I’m always alone when you’re in my dreams?”

Wrong Impression, by Natalie Imbruglia

Now That's Gotta Be The Pinnacle of Laziness

“I’m on fire ‘til you come and put me out.”

Damn U, by Prince

That's Just Weird, Man...

“Eternally wild with the power to make every moment come alive, all those stars that shine above you will kiss you every night.”

Mystify, by INXS

But Do Change Your Underwear

“I loved you before I met you and I met you just in time, ‘cause there was nothing left.”

Don't Change Your Plans, by Ben Folds Five

Charades? Draw A Diagram?

“How can I explain when there are few words I can choose?”

Chains Of Love, by Erasure

A Song About Lindsay Lohan?

“Don’t believe in love, don’t believe in hate--don’t believe in anything that you can’t waste.”

Stupid Girl, by Garbage

No Thanks, I'm Full

“Time to eat all your words, swallow your pride, open your eyes.”

Sowing The Seeds Of Love, by Tears For Fears

Alanis: Keeping It Real

“I might want to marry you one day if you watch that weight and you keep your firm body.”

Hands Clean, by Alanis Morissette

Nah, Man--That's Not Weird At All...

“I am yours now and you are mine, and together we’ll love through all space and time.”

7, by Prince

Dude, You're Way Too Skinny To Talk That Kind Of Trash...

“If that’s your girl, you better watch your back, ‘cause she’ll burn it up for me and that’s a fact.”

SexyBack, by Justin Timberlake

What Did You Expect--An Alarm And Flashing LIghts?

“You sure have changed since yesterday without any warning.”

Sunday Morning, by No Doubt

I Assure You, They Don't Say That Anymore

“People say I’m lazy, dreaming my life away.”

Watching The Wheels, by John Lennon

Oh, The Postage Costs!

“Cupid by the hour sends valentines to my sweet lover and me.”

Wishing Well, by Terence Trent D'Arby

Damn You, John--Now You've Piqued My Curiosity!

“They love to tell you ‘stay inside the lines,’ but something’s better on the other side.”

No Such Thing, by John Mayer

Famous Last Words Of A Katrina Victim

“I’m standing in the wind, but I never wave bye-bye.”

Modern Love, by David Bowie

Specifically: Friend With Benefits

“I never wanted to be your weekend lover—I only wanted to be some kind of friend.”

Purple Rain, by Prince

Too Bad--The Jesus Look Is In This Year

“He doesnt look a thing like Jesus but he talks like a gentleman.”

When You Were Young, by The Killers

Really, You Can't Afford A GPS?

“If there was a better way to go then it would find me; I can’t help it—the road just rolls out behind me.”

Extraordinary Machine, by Fiona Apple

That's Why We Won The War, Redcoat

“I had the best-laid plans this side of America.”

Wrong Number, by The Cure

That's A Weird Name For A Girl

“I ain't ready for the altar but I do agree there's times when a woman sure can be a friend of mine.”

Sister Golden Hair, by America

Homophobia

“I don’t understand what makes a man hate another man—help me understand.”

People Are People, by Depeche Mode

Sounds Like A Sellout At Dodger Stadium

“There’s an awful lot of breathing room but I can hardly move.”

If You're Gone, by Matchbox Twenty

They Tell Me To Pick Up My Clothes, To Put The Toilet Seat Down...

“Women, not girls, rule my world.”

Kiss, by Prince