If Christina's Insecure, Imagine What Your Girlfriend Is Feeling

“Now and then I get insecure from all the pain; I’m so ashamed.”

Beautiful, by Christina Aguilera

This Sounds Like Schizophrenia

“She heard voices from inside, the kind of voices she would soon learn to deny because at home they got her smacked.”

Zak And Sara, by Ben Folds

Amusingly, If My Lover Went To Chicago, That'd Be Far Away

“Even lovers need a holiday far away from each other.”

Hard To Say I'm Sorry, by Chicago

Jack White Is A Musical Genius; Meg White...Not So Much

“And I’m talking to myself at night, because I can’t forget—back and forth through my mind behind a cigarette.”

Seven Nation Army, by The White Stripes

Not To Be Confused With Golden Showers

“Sleep, pretty darling; do not cry, and I will sing a lullaby.”

Golden Slumbers, by The Beatles

Surprisingly, They Weren't A One-Hit Wonder

“You say I’m a dreamer; we’re two of a kind—both of us searching for some perfect world we know we’ll never find.”

Hold Me Now, by Thompson Twins

Don't Worry--In Five Years We Won't

“Sometimes it’s hard to believe you remember me.”

High, by James Blunt

Gotta Love A Rock Band That Makes People Pick Up A Dictionary

“So here it is, another chance—wide awake, you face the day. The dream is over…or has it just begun?”

Silent Lucidity, by Queensryche

I Guess It's Just "TC" Now

“I seen a rainbow yesterday but too many storms have come and gone.”

Waterfalls, by TLC

Brian Wilson Must've Gotten So Laid With This Song

“If you should ever leave me—though life would still go on, believe me—the world could show nothing to me, so what good would living do me?”

God Only Knows, by The Beach Boys

Lenny Is More '70's Rock Than Actual '70's Rockers

“Though I’m not paid I play this game and I won’t stop until I’m done.”

Are You Gonna Go My Way, by Lenny Kravitz

Paul, You Are Sixty-Four Now

“Doing the garden, digging the weeds—who could ask for more?”

When I'm Sixty-Four, by The Beatles

Strange That Your 15 Minutes Comes From Pop TV Shows When You're A Musician

“If ever again a greeting I send to you, short and sweet to the soul is all I intend.”

We Used To Be Friends, by The Dandy Warhols

You Are Special, Thom

“I don’t care if it hurts—I want to have control.”

Creep, by Radiohead

Just Be Happy Your Girl Is Hot Enough To Be A Centerfold

“A part of me has just been wrecked; the pages from my mind are stripped.”

Centerfold, by The J. Geils Band

Dude, Courteney Cox Dated This Guy!

“I will paint my picture, paint myself in blue and red and black and grey—all of the beautiful colours are very, very meaningful.”

Mr. Jones, by Counting Crows

Back In The Glorious Pre-Brigitte Nielsen Days

“Most of my heroes don’t appear on no stamp.”

Fight The Power, by Public Enemy

Every Woman My Age Seems To Know The Words To This Song

“I thought I’d live forever but now I’m not so sure.”

Stay, by Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories

Not One Of These Went To Market

“Always have clean shirts to play around in.”

Piggies, by The Beatles

Gotta Love Caller ID...

“It’s all your fault I screen my phone calls.”

Spiderwebs, by No Doubt

Mmmm...Saline...

“I only taste the saline when I kiss away your tears.”

Barely Breathing, by Duncan Sheik

It's Difficult To Take A Hard Rock Band Named 'Cinderella' Seriously

“Heartaches come and go and all that’s left are the words I can’t let go.”

Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone), by Cinderella

I Can't Help But Think Of The Candy Bar...

“Wish I knew what you were looking for—might have known what you would find.”

Under The Milky Way, by The Church

Is It Okay To Start Calling People "Retards" Again?

“Obstacles are inefficient; follow your intuition—free your inner soul and break away from tradition.”

Let's Get Retarded, by Black Eyed Peas

I Love When Rich, Famous Rock Stars Tell Me This

“There is nothing fair in this world.”

White Wedding, by Billy Idol

If You're That Excited By Her Hand, I've Got Good News For You...

“And when I touch you I feel happy inside.”

I Wanna Hold Your Hand, by The Beatles

This Is Why I Don't Feel Bad About Shoplifting This Album

“Well, it’s just a simple fact: when I want something, I don’t want to pay for it.”

Been Caught Stealing, by Jane's Addiction

Best Karaoke Song Ever--Unless A Dude Does It

“Think I would die if you were to ignore me—a fool could see just how much I adore you.”

I Touch Myself, by The DiVinyls

My Mama Always Said...

“Never trust a big butt and a smile.”

Poison, by Bell Biv DeVoe

Actually, I'm Just Feeling Mischievous

“Look at me—I’m on TV! It makes up for the shortcomings of being poor.”

If You're Feeling Sinister, by Belle & Sebastian