"This Is An Oldie, But...Well, It's An Oldie Where I Come From"

“His mama told him someday he would be a man.”

Johnny B. Goode, by Chuck Berry

Said The Man Who Keeps Engineering Eagles Comebacks

“A voice inside my head said, ‘Don’t look back; you can never look back.’”

The Boys Of Summer, by Don Henley

Who Doesn't!

“I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.”

All I Wanna Do, by Sheryl Crow

Did You Know You Can Hear Them Doing Bong Hits In This Song?

“Did she understand it when they said that a man must break his back to earn his day of leisure?”

Girl, by The Beatles

I'm Convinced "Going Under" Means Something Dirty--Let's Talk About That

“It took a rumour to make me wonder; now I’m convinced I’m going under.”

Something To Talk About, by Bonnie Raitt

Hippie Rap

“Reality used to be a friend of mine, ‘cause complete control I don’t take too kind.”

Set Adrift On Memory Bliss, by PM Dawn

I Always Confuse These Guys With REO Speedwagon

“You see it all around you—good lovin’ gone bad, and usually it’s too late when you realize what you had.”

Hold On Loosely, by 38 Special

Easy For You To Say When Nobody Knows You

“Nothing so precious as what we don’t know.”

Life On The Moon, by Erin McKeown

Ah, Sobriety...

“The memories are grey, but man, they’re really coming back.”

Heaven, by Warrant

I Don't Usually Refer To It As "Dreams"--I Call It "The Little General"

“Don’t you see your dreams are right in the palm of your hand?”

Ordinary Day, by Vanessa Carlton

Did Paul Write This For Heather?

“Let me tell you how it will be: there’s one for you, nineteen for me.”

Taxman, by The Beatles

Story Of My Life

“I don’t know when, but we’ll get together then; you know we’ll have a good time then.”

Cat's In The Cradle, by Harry Chapin

Hmm...A Commentary About Their Double Album, Perhaps?

“Separate’s always better when there’s feelings involved.”

Hey Ya!, by Outkast

Are You Referring To Your Career?

“If I may be quite so bold, where does it go from here?”

Love Plus One, by Haircut 100

Hope You're Feeling Good, James

“When I hold you in my arms, I know that I can do no wrong.”

I Got You (I Feel Good), by James Brown

A Little Pessimistic, No?

“The choice I have made may seem strange to you, but who asked you, anyway? It’s my life to wreck my own way.”

Alma Matters, by Morrissey

Sounds Like Maybe She Has A Problem With Alcohol

“My heart is drenched in wine, but you’ll be on my mind forever.”

Don't Know Why, by Norah Jones

Some People Think This Isn't A "Real" Beatles Song

“Seems that all I really was doing was waiting for you.”

Real Love, by The Beatles

I Don't Know That I Trust The Counting Ability Of A New Kid...

“I count the blessings that keep our love new—there’s one for me and a million for you.”

I'll Be Loving You (Forever), by New Kids On The Block

I Prefer Pie

“Take the time to get to know me; if you want me, why can’t you just show me?”

Never There, by Cake

Life Sounds Like My Ex-Wife

“You know life is cruel; life is never kind.”

Kids In America, by Kim Wilde

I Prefer Cheese With My Whine

“Now you’re calling me up on the phone so you can have a little whine and moan and it’s only because you’re feeling alone.”

Smile, by Lily Allen

Sunshine Is About All This One-Hit Wonder Can Afford These Days

“Of course, you can’t become if you only say what you would have done.”

Steal My Sunshine, by Len

Remember That Crazy Stepford Band He Had?

“You’re obliged to conform when there’s no other course.”

Simply Irresistible, by Robert Palmer

Sadly, This Song Always Reminds Me Of My Journalism Teacher

“Give us a wink and make me think of you.”

Lovely Rita, by The Beatles

Here, Kitty Kitty Kitty?

“It’s sort of like another way to call a cat a kitten.”

O.P.P. ,by Naughty By Nature

Lypozene?

“Somehow I stay thin while the other guys got fat.”

Rush, by Big Audio Dynamite

So, He Likes Skinny Bitches Who Spend Too Much On Name Brand Clothing?

“I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch; I’d take her if I had one wish.”

Summer Girls, by LFO