...Starting With Your Copy Of The Third Eye Blind Album

“Everyone I know has got a reason to say, ‘Put the past away.’”

Jumper, by Third Eye Blind

Yeah, Prince, Like You Should Be Criticizing Anyone's Sense Of Fashion

“She never wears a stitch, so you can’t take her home.”

Shockadelica, by Prince

Fill In Your Favourite Super Bowl Tit Joke Here

“I come from a place that hurts, and God knows how I’ve cried.”

Again, by Janet Jackson

...It'll Last Longer (Than Your Career)

“Could everyone agree that no one should be left alone?”

Take A Picture, by Filter

I Will Never Forgive You For This Song, Timmy

“If you knew how much I missed you, you’d forgive me if you could.”

One More Try, by Timmy T

How About Trading Them In For A Hit Single?

“I’m so tired of my guns and my vanity; I’d like to trade them in for some sanity.”

Ladyfingers, by Luscious Jackson

I Do, However, Close My Eyes When You Dance

“You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.”

You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin', by The Righteous Brothers

Of Course We Don't Know You--Your Songs Are Too Dirty To Get Radio Play

“Don’t lean on me too much--you don’t really know me yet; I don’t want you to fall over, you know?”

The Inch, by Peaches

Nobody Understands You, Prince--Just Give It Up

“If you set your mind free, baby, maybe you’d understand.”

Starfish And Coffee, by Prince

I Don't Even Know What To Say About This One

“Baby, you’re a perfect ten--I wanna get in.”

No Diggity, by Blackstreet

Brings You Down, Or Makes You Go Down, George?

“Part-time love just brings me down.”

Freedom, by Wham!

I'm The Show That Made Jim Carrey Into A Star

“I sell the things you need to be; I’m the smiling face on your TV.”

Cult Of Personality, by Living Colour

Or They Might Make Me Giggle Like Elmo

“I don’t want no one to squeeze me--they might take away my life.”

Give Me One Reason, by Tracy Chapman

Guys, She Sang

“We’re gonna do our thing, ‘cause you know it ain’t over ‘til the fat lady sings.”

Hangin' Tough, by New Kids On The Block

This Is The Logic That Worked On Whitney?

“As long as I’ve been giving my love to you, you should be giving me your love too.”

Don't Be Cruel, by Bobby Brown

Something Tells Me That They Already Stare At You, Prince

"Shake your body ‘til your neighbors stare at ya."

Housequake, by Prince

Too Bad Your Career Didn't Have That Kind Of Staying Power

“Dream on, dream away… I think I’m gonna have to stay, stay forever.”

I Adore Mi Amor, by Color Me Badd

I Prefer Leather Anyway

“I’d buy you a fur coat…but not a real fur coat--that’s cruel.”

If I Had $1,000,000, by Barenaked Ladies

Nice, Girls--Mock The Blind

“Before you can read me, you gotta learn how to see me.”

Free Your Mind, by En Vogue

There's Also Room For Jell-O

“Although it’s always crowded, you still can find some room for broken hearted lovers to cry there in their gloom.”

Heartbreak Hotel, by Elvis Presley

Apparently One Of His Problems Is That He's Still Using A Tape Deck

“If you don’t like my lyrics, you can press fast-forward.”

99 Problems, by Jay-Z

That's A Better Deal Than You'll Get On Hollywood Blvd.

“Some fast-talkin’ mama for a dollar put a smile on my face.”

Gypsy Road, by Cinderella

Yeah, But Then We'll All Be... Old

“If long life is what we all live for, then long life will come to pass.”

Money Don't Matter 2 Night, by Prince

Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire!

“I swear that I don’t have a gun.”

Come As You Are, by Nirvana

Are You Sure That's Not Just The AIDS?

“She gives me hot and cold fever then leaves me in a cold, cold sweat.”

Crazy Little Thing Called Love, by Queen

...Like The Chart Position Of My Latest Album

“I didn’t want to tell you things I didn’t wanna know myself.”

Angel, by Jon Secada

Justin Timberlake And His Friends Beg To Differ...

“Looks like the whole world’s out of sync.”

Head Over Heels, by The Go-Go's

Take That, Tooth Fairy!

“Give me something to believe in, ‘cause I don’t believe in you anymore.”

Makes Me Wonder, by Maroon 5

A Song About The President?

“I can’t control my fingers; I can’t control my brain.”

I Wanna Be Sedated, by The Ramones