My Mind? Of All The Things For You To Play With...

“Allow me some time to play with your mind.”

If, by Janet Jackson

So...Use Annoyingly Cute Nicknames?

“Talk to me like lovers do.”

Here Comes The Rain Again, by The Eurythmics

With Poetry That Bad, She Should've Blinded Me With English

“It’s poetry in motion: she turned her tender eyes to me, as deep as any ocean, as sweet as any harmony.”

She Blinded Me With Science, by Thomas Dolby

Not Even John Waite...

“He was a missing person that nobody missed at all.”

Goodbye Earl, by The Dixie Chicks

That's My Philosophy... Of Course, I'm Like The Opposite Of Hypochondriac

“I must be fine, ‘cause my heart’s still beating.”

Fell In Love With A Boy, by Joss Stone

Now If You'd Lost My Remote Control, That's Another Matter Entirely

“It’s really not very hard to love you even though you nearly lost my heart.”

Valotte, by Julian Lennon

Soggy Aorta

“You know there’s always rain in my heart.”

Please Please Me, by The Beatles

That's Okay--We've Already Forgotten You

“That’s right—pleased to meet you; I still won’t tell you my name.”

Nasty Girl, by Vanity 6

I May, However, Need A Kleenix

“If I wanna cry, I don’t need your shoulder.”

Edge Of A Broken Heart, by Vixen

They're Not Really Talking About You So Much Anymore, Belinda

“Can you hear them? They talk about us, telling lies—well, that’s no surprise.”

Our Lips Are Sealed, by The Go-Gos

They're Not So En Vogue Anymore, Are They?

“If I would of known then the things that I do now, I might not have lost the time I complain about.”

Hold On, by En Vogue

Courtney/Forgotten... Tomato/Tomahto

“Look at my face—my name is ‘might have been,’ my name is ‘never was,’ my name’s ‘forgotten.’”

Celebrity Skin, by Hole

So Call Winchell's If There's An Emergency

“If you want to find all the cops, they’re hanging out in the donut shop.”

Walk Like An Egyptian, by The Bangles

Dude, Working For Peanuts Is NOT Fine...Unless You're An Elephant

“Working for peanuts is all very fine, but I can show you a better time.”

Drive My Car, by The Beatles

Funny--I Thought She Blamed Jennifer Hudson

“Such a funny thing for me to try to explain, how I’m feeling and my pride is the one to blame.”

Crazy In Love, by Beyonce

Where Does House Of Pain Fall On That Chart?

“I’ve seen the good side of bad and the downside of up and everything in between.”

What It's Like, by Everlast

There's Only One Prince, And He Is Funky

“I ain’t got no future or family tree, but I know what a prince and lover ought to be.”

Two Princes, by Spin Doctors

Sometimes It Comes Multiple Times, But That Takes Skill

“Love doesn’t come in a minute; sometimes it doesn’t come at all.”

Silly Love Songs, by Paul McCartney

More Like Sneaker Bitch!

“Don’t think ‘cause I understand, I care; don’t think ‘cause I’m talking, we’re friends.”

Six Underground, by Sneaker Pimps

They Almost Named The Band Auschwitz, But Common Sense Prevailed...

“Through the hourglass I saw you; in time you slipped away.”

Take My Breath Away, by Berlin

Oh, Poor You...

“The world is treating me bad.”

Misery, by The Beatles

Lamest Phone Sex Call Ever

“I would dial the numbers just to listen to your breath.”

Come To My Window, by Melissa Etheridge

Mind Your Business, Lionel!

“I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do; are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?”

Hello, by Lionel Richie

I Can Shave My Head, I Can Rip Up Photos Of The Pope...

“Since you been gone I can do whatever I want; I can see whomever I choose.”

Nothing Compares 2U, by Sinead O'Connor

You Put Your Band's Name In The Title Of Your One Hit And Still Nobody Remembers You

“I’m not expecting to grow flowers in the desert, but I can live and breathe and see the sun in wintertime.”

In A Big Country, by Big Country

That's How I Feel About Reality Television

“Instead of makin’ me better, you keep makin’ me ill.”

Just Like A Pill, by Pink

Creepy Molester Credo

“I touch you once, I touch you twice; I won’t let go at any price.”

If You Leave, by OMD

Better Than Their Original Version, "Smack You Girl"

“You made me glad when I was blue, and eternally I’ll always be in love with you.”

Thank You Girl, by The Beatles

Perhaps You'd Be Less Lonely If You Walked A Little Earlier?

“And as the stars turn gloomy, night winds whisper to me; I’m lonesome as I can be.”

Walking After Midnight, by Patsy Cline

I Didn't Know Boys Came By The Dozen

“Boys and things that come by the dozen—that ain’t nothin’ but drugstore lovin’.”

Hard To Handle, by The Black Crowes

Guess They're Not So Modern Anymore

“Dream of better lives, the kind which never hate.”

I Melt With You, by Modern English