...Starting With Your Copy Of The Third Eye Blind Album

“Everyone I know has got a reason to say, ‘Put the past away.’”

Jumper, by Third Eye Blind

Yeah, Prince, Like You Should Be Criticizing Anyone's Sense Of Fashion

“She never wears a stitch, so you can’t take her home.”

Shockadelica, by Prince

Fill In Your Favourite Super Bowl Tit Joke Here

“I come from a place that hurts, and God knows how I’ve cried.”

Again, by Janet Jackson

...It'll Last Longer (Than Your Career)

“Could everyone agree that no one should be left alone?”

Take A Picture, by Filter

I Will Never Forgive You For This Song, Timmy

“If you knew how much I missed you, you’d forgive me if you could.”

One More Try, by Timmy T

How About Trading Them In For A Hit Single?

“I’m so tired of my guns and my vanity; I’d like to trade them in for some sanity.”

Ladyfingers, by Luscious Jackson

I Do, However, Close My Eyes When You Dance

“You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.”

You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin', by The Righteous Brothers