Daily Lyrics
All the lyrics from my daily outgoing voicemail messages, so you don't have to call me every day. So please don't call me every day. Seriously.
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Um... Cataracts?
“How can you see into my eyes like open doors leading you down into my core?”
Bring Me To Life, by Evanescence
Bring Me To Life, by Evanescence
Friday, September 28, 2007
I Promise You'll Be Great If You Just Don't Name The Band "Duran"
“I heard your promise but I don’t believe it--that’s why I’ll do it again.”
Notorious, by Duran Duran
Notorious, by Duran Duran
Thursday, September 27, 2007
I'm Dreaming Of A Welfare Christmas...
“I hate those people who love to tell you money is the root of all that kills--they have never been poor; they have never had the joy of a welfare Christmas”
I Will Buy You A New Life, by Everclear
I Will Buy You A New Life, by Everclear
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Or You Could Just, Y'know, Email Me
“Every season has its change and I will see you when the sun comes out again.”
As I Lay Me Down, by Sophie B. Hawkins
As I Lay Me Down, by Sophie B. Hawkins
Monday, September 24, 2007
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Elton John Just Doesn't Make A Very Convincing Fighter...
“I’m a juvenile product of the working class whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass.”
Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting, by Elton John
Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting, by Elton John
Friday, September 21, 2007
Saturday I Sober Up
“It’s such a gorgeous sight to see you eat in the middle of the night.”
Friday I'm In Love, by The Cure
Friday I'm In Love, by The Cure
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Monday, September 17, 2007
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Friday, September 14, 2007
Thank God For Caller I.D.
“I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day and ask her if she’ll marry me in some old-fashioned way.”
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic, by The Police
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic, by The Police
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Or Maybe You're A 64-Year-Old Divorcee Chasing 20-Something Blondes...Or Is That The Same Thing?
“Maybe I’m a lonely man who’s in the middle of something that he doesn’t really understand.”
Maybe I'm Amazed, by Paul McCartney
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Not Even The 'Girls Gone Wild' DVD?
“Working so hard like a soldier--can’t afford a thing on TV.”
Electric Avenue, by Eddy Grant
Monday, September 10, 2007
With All Those Toxins In The Water? No Thanks...
“The ice we skate is getting pretty thin; the water’s getting warm, so you might as well swim.”
All Star, by Smash Mouth
All Star, by Smash Mouth
Sunday, September 09, 2007
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Friday, September 07, 2007
Thursday, September 06, 2007
For God's Sake, Listen To Your Body!
“My body is saying ‘Let’s go,’ but my heart is saying, ‘No.’”
Genie In A Bottle, by Christina Aguilera
Genie In A Bottle, by Christina Aguilera
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Why Are You Going Through My Drawers, Liz?
“I never met a man who was so pretty inside; he’s got petals on the bed of his sweat sock drawer.”
Johnny Feelgood, by Liz Phair
Johnny Feelgood, by Liz Phair
Monday, September 03, 2007
Why Does This Seem Like It Should Be A Bryan Adams Song?
“At every time I've always known that you where there, upon your throne, a lonely queen without her king.”
Again, by Lenny Kravitz
Again, by Lenny Kravitz
Sunday, September 02, 2007
Or Maybe I'll Change My Name To A Symbol, Become A Jehovah's Witness, And Overcharge For Concert Tickets
Saturday, September 01, 2007
I'm Not Afraid, Boy--I'm Straight
“This could be the best place yet but you must overcome your fears.”
Time (Clock Of The Heart), by Culture Club
Time (Clock Of The Heart), by Culture Club