Daily Lyrics
All the lyrics from my daily outgoing voicemail messages, so you don't have to call me every day. So please don't call me every day. Seriously.
Friday, August 31, 2007
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Sounds Like You've Got Women Issues, Dude
“Give me back my point of view ‘cause I just can’t think for you; I can hardly hear you say, ‘What should I do?’”
Look What You've Done, by Jet
Look What You've Done, by Jet
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Blame Mark David Chapman
“Ever since you’ve been leaving me, I’ve been wanting to cry.”
Too Late For Goodbyes, by Julian Lennon
Too Late For Goodbyes, by Julian Lennon
Monday, August 27, 2007
No, Michael, Molesting Little Boys Is NOT Human Nature
“If this town is just an apple, then let me take a bite.”
Human Nature, by Michael Jackson
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Shut Up Before I Give You Something To Cry About
“They only hit until you cry; after that you don’t ask why--you just don’t argue anymore.”
Luka, by Suzanne Vega
Luka, by Suzanne Vega
Friday, August 24, 2007
At The Very Least, Wash The Stank Away From You
“I sense it now: the water’s getting deep; I try to wash the pain away from me.”
Everywhere, by Michelle Branch
Everywhere, by Michelle Branch
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Unfortunately, I've Also Got Cat Scratch Fever
“I wish I could be as carefree and wild, but I got cat class and I got cat style.”
Stray Cat Strut, by The Stray Cats
Stray Cat Strut, by The Stray Cats
Monday, August 20, 2007
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Personally, I'd Rather Just Sleep In
“And I want to wake up with the rain falling on a tin roof while I’m safe there in your arms.”
Come Away With Me, by Norah Jones
Come Away With Me, by Norah Jones
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Really, I'm Probably More Addicted To Sex
“You like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh yeah--it’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough.”
Addicted To Love, by Robert Palmer
Addicted To Love, by Robert Palmer
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Could He Be Leaving On The Midnight Train To Georgia?
“Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit--he took the midnight train going anywhere.”
Don't Stop Believin', by Journey
Don't Stop Believin', by Journey
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
I Think You Would Need To Stop Drinking
“If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by?”
A Thousand Miles, by Vanessa Carlton
A Thousand Miles, by Vanessa Carlton
Monday, August 13, 2007
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Said The Man With More Money Than God
“Isn’t that a shame that sometimes money buys you everything and nothing?”
Condition Of The Heart, by Prince
Condition Of The Heart, by Prince
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Friday, August 10, 2007
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Actually, Sounds Like You Have A Social Anxiety Disorder
“I’ve done no harm; I keep to myself--there’s nothing wrong with my state of mental health.”
Who Can It Be Now?, by Men At Work
Who Can It Be Now?, by Men At Work
Monday, August 06, 2007
Sunday, August 05, 2007
Saturday, August 04, 2007
So, LL's A Cross-Dresser?
“A Fendi bag and a bad attitude--that’s all I need to get me in a good mood.”
Around The Way Girl, by LL Cool J
Around The Way Girl, by LL Cool J
Friday, August 03, 2007
That's My Ex-Wife, In A Nutshell
“She’s got a gold tooth--you know she’s hardcore; she’ll show you a good time, then she’ll show you the door.”
Hey Ladies, by The Beastie Boys
Thursday, August 02, 2007
That's Just Gross, Honey
“I wake up--I’ve been sleeping in somebody’s shoes.”
Strangest Places, by Abra Moore
Strangest Places, by Abra Moore