Daily Lyrics
All the lyrics from my daily outgoing voicemail messages, so you don't have to call me every day. So please don't call me every day. Seriously.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Monday, October 30, 2006
Sunday, October 29, 2006
The Telemarketer's Motto
“Half of what I say is meaningless but I say it just to reach you.”
Julia, by The Beatles
Julia, by The Beatles
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Friday, October 27, 2006
The Mystery Is What The Hell She's Talking About...
“You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem, and a cross from a faith that died before Jesus came.”
Building A Mystery, by Sarah McLachlan
Building A Mystery, by Sarah McLachlan
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Which Way Do You Think Lindsay Buckingham Goes?
“If I could, maybe I’d give you my world—how can I, when you won’t take it from me?”
Go Your Own Way, by Fleetwood Mac
Go Your Own Way, by Fleetwood Mac
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Rumour Has It This Song Is About Lou Diamond Phillips
“Knock me down, it’s all in vain—I’ll get right back on my feet again.”
Hit Me With Your Best Shot, by Pat Benatar
Hit Me With Your Best Shot, by Pat Benatar
Monday, October 23, 2006
I'm More Curious About The Idea Of An Immodest Mouse
“I ran my mouth off a bit too much—oh, what did I say? Well, you just laughed it off; it was all okay.”
Float On, by Modest Mouse
Float On, by Modest Mouse
Sunday, October 22, 2006
Haze, Eh? Would That Be A "Purple Haze?"
“My life has changed in oh so many ways—my independence seems to vanish in the haze.”
Help! by The Beatles
Help! by The Beatles
Saturday, October 21, 2006
If You're Talking To Your Coffee You've Got More Problems Than You Think
“Called my momma—she was out for a walk; consoled a cup of coffee but it didn’t want to talk.”
You Were Meant For Me, by Jewel
You Were Meant For Me, by Jewel
Friday, October 20, 2006
Thursday, October 19, 2006
If You're Luscious Then I Want To See More Nudity Than Just Your Eye, I Mean C'Mon!
“Naked is a state of mind—I take things off to clear my head, to say the things I haven’t said.”
Naked Eye, by Luscious Jackson
Naked Eye, by Luscious Jackson
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Arguably Vanilla Ice Could Have Made This Claim
“Though I’m not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and use it to get myself wealthy.”
Without Me, by Eminem
Without Me, by Eminem
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
No? How 'Bout My Biyatch? Friend With Benefit? Booty Call?
“Well, I could see you home with me, but you were with another man.”
Are You Gonna Be My Girl, by Jet
Are You Gonna Be My Girl, by Jet
Monday, October 16, 2006
Oh, Sure - Don't Blame It On The Fraudulent Lip-Syncing
“Whatever you do, don’t put the blame on you.”
Blame It On The Rain, by Milli Vanilli
Blame It On The Rain, by Milli Vanilli
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Well, Thank God For That!
“I’ve been in love before and I found that love was more than just holding hands.”
If I Fell, by The Beatles
If I Fell, by The Beatles
Saturday, October 14, 2006
She Should've Bitched About The AIDS-Carrying Hos You Were Banging
“I gotta get drunk before the day begins, before my mother starts bitchin’ about my friends.”
Boyz-N-The-Hood (Remix), by Eazy-E
Boyz-N-The-Hood (Remix), by Eazy-E
Friday, October 13, 2006
How Is It That Nobody Has Covered This Song? Britney? Lindsay?
“Now is a new time; there is a new place where dreams just can’t come true.”
Foolish Beat, by Debbie Gibson
Foolish Beat, by Debbie Gibson
Thursday, October 12, 2006
They Call Me 'Xylophone Man'
“They’re sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it’s better than drinking alone.”
Piano Man, by Billy Joel
Piano Man, by Billy Joel
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
I Was Never Good At Math
“Day after day I will walk and I will play, but the day after today I will stop and I will start my way.”
Add It Up, by The Violent Femmes
Add It Up, by The Violent Femmes
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
It's Better To Be Like The Jetsons Than The Flintstones--Brontosaurus Burgers Suck
“Let us jet set—we’ll be like the Jetsons; you can be Jane, my wife…should I marry Jane tonight?”
I'll Do Anything, by Jason Mraz
I'll Do Anything, by Jason Mraz
Monday, October 09, 2006
Sunday, October 08, 2006
One Of My All-Time Favourite Beatles Songs
“You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.”
Two Of Us, by The Beatles
Two Of Us, by The Beatles
Saturday, October 07, 2006
Hey, These Girls And I Have Something In Common...
“The best thing you’ve ever done for me is to help me take my life less seriously—it’s only life, after all.”
Closer To Fine, by The Indigo Girls
Closer To Fine, by The Indigo Girls
Friday, October 06, 2006
I Kick Ass On This Song At Karaoke
“When that shark bites with his teeth, babe, scarlet billows start to spread.”
Mack The Knife, by Bobby Darin
Mack The Knife, by Bobby Darin
Thursday, October 05, 2006
This Band Is Named After Milhouse On The Simpsons
“I’m just a notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song.”
Sugar, We're Goin Down, by Fall Out Boy
Sugar, We're Goin Down, by Fall Out Boy
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
So Depressing Even Robert Smith Calls Them Morose
“Why is the bedroom so cold, turned away on your side? Is my timing that flawed, our respect run so dry?”
Love Will Tear Us Apart, by Joy Division
Love Will Tear Us Apart, by Joy Division
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Monday, October 02, 2006
Soul, Body. Body, Soul. Soul Is An Attorney In Century City...
“I do believe it’s true that there are roads left in both of our shoes.”
Soul Meets Body, by Death Cab For Cutie
Soul Meets Body, by Death Cab For Cutie