Daily Lyrics

...Starting With Your Copy Of The Third Eye Blind Album

2007-10-29T08:41:00.000-07:00

“Everyone I know has got a reason to say, ‘Put the past away.’”

Jumper, by Third Eye Blind

Yeah, Prince, Like You Should Be Criticizing Anyone's Sense Of Fashion

2007-10-28T08:47:00.000-07:00

“She never wears a stitch, so you can’t take her home.”

Shockadelica, by Prince

Fill In Your Favourite Super Bowl Tit Joke Here

2007-10-27T08:14:00.000-07:00

“I come from a place that hurts, and God knows how I’ve cried.”

Again, by Janet Jackson

...It'll Last Longer (Than Your Career)

2007-10-26T08:32:00.000-07:00

“Could everyone agree that no one should be left alone?”

Take A Picture, by Filter

I Will Never Forgive You For This Song, Timmy

2007-10-25T08:07:00.000-07:00

“If you knew how much I missed you, you’d forgive me if you could.”

One More Try, by Timmy T

How About Trading Them In For A Hit Single?

2007-10-24T08:35:00.000-07:00

“I’m so tired of my guns and my vanity; I’d like to trade them in for some sanity.”

Ladyfingers, by Luscious Jackson

I Do, However, Close My Eyes When You Dance

2007-10-23T09:31:00.000-07:00

“You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.”

You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin', by The Righteous Brothers

Of Course We Don't Know You--Your Songs Are Too Dirty To Get Radio Play

2007-10-22T08:29:00.000-07:00

“Don’t lean on me too much--you don’t really know me yet; I don’t want you to fall over, you know?”

The Inch, by Peaches

Nobody Understands You, Prince--Just Give It Up

2007-10-21T08:44:00.000-07:00

“If you set your mind free, baby, maybe you’d understand.”

Starfish And Coffee, by Prince

I Don't Even Know What To Say About This One

2007-10-20T08:40:00.000-07:00

“Baby, you’re a perfect ten--I wanna get in.”

No Diggity, by Blackstreet

Brings You Down, Or Makes You Go Down, George?

2007-10-19T08:26:00.000-07:00

“Part-time love just brings me down.”

Freedom, by Wham!

I'm The Show That Made Jim Carrey Into A Star

2007-10-18T08:55:00.000-07:00

“I sell the things you need to be; I’m the smiling face on your TV.”

Cult Of Personality, by Living Colour

Or They Might Make Me Giggle Like Elmo

2007-10-17T08:38:00.000-07:00

“I don’t want no one to squeeze me--they might take away my life.”

Give Me One Reason, by Tracy Chapman

Guys, She Sang

2007-10-16T08:20:00.000-07:00

“We’re gonna do our thing, ‘cause you know it ain’t over ‘til the fat lady sings.”

Hangin' Tough, by New Kids On The Block

This Is The Logic That Worked On Whitney?

2007-10-15T08:47:00.000-07:00

“As long as I’ve been giving my love to you, you should be giving me your love too.”

Don't Be Cruel, by Bobby Brown

Something Tells Me That They Already Stare At You, Prince

2007-10-14T08:07:00.000-07:00

"Shake your body ‘til your neighbors stare at ya."

Housequake, by Prince

Too Bad Your Career Didn't Have That Kind Of Staying Power

2007-10-13T08:13:00.000-07:00

“Dream on, dream away… I think I’m gonna have to stay, stay forever.”

I Adore Mi Amor, by Color Me Badd

I Prefer Leather Anyway

2007-10-12T08:01:00.000-07:00

“I’d buy you a fur coat…but not a real fur coat--that’s cruel.”

If I Had $1,000,000, by Barenaked Ladies

Nice, Girls--Mock The Blind

2007-10-11T08:58:00.000-07:00

“Before you can read me, you gotta learn how to see me.”

Free Your Mind, by En Vogue

There's Also Room For Jell-O

2007-10-10T08:47:00.000-07:00

“Although it’s always crowded, you still can find some room for broken hearted lovers to cry there in their gloom.”

Heartbreak Hotel, by Elvis Presley

Apparently One Of His Problems Is That He's Still Using A Tape Deck

2007-10-09T08:46:00.000-07:00

“If you don’t like my lyrics, you can press fast-forward.”

99 Problems, by Jay-Z

That's A Better Deal Than You'll Get On Hollywood Blvd.

2007-10-08T08:30:00.000-07:00

“Some fast-talkin’ mama for a dollar put a smile on my face.”

Gypsy Road, by Cinderella

Yeah, But Then We'll All Be... Old

2007-10-07T08:01:00.000-07:00

“If long life is what we all live for, then long life will come to pass.”

Money Don't Matter 2 Night, by Prince

Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire!

2007-10-06T08:34:00.000-07:00

“I swear that I don’t have a gun.”

Come As You Are, by Nirvana

Are You Sure That's Not Just The AIDS?

2007-10-05T08:12:00.000-07:00

“She gives me hot and cold fever then leaves me in a cold, cold sweat.”

Crazy Little Thing Called Love, by Queen

...Like The Chart Position Of My Latest Album

2007-10-04T08:08:00.000-07:00

“I didn’t want to tell you things I didn’t wanna know myself.”

Angel, by Jon Secada

Justin Timberlake And His Friends Beg To Differ...

2007-10-03T08:30:00.000-07:00

“Looks like the whole world’s out of sync.”

Head Over Heels, by The Go-Go's

Take That, Tooth Fairy!

2007-10-02T08:38:00.000-07:00

“Give me something to believe in, ‘cause I don’t believe in you anymore.”

Makes Me Wonder, by Maroon 5

A Song About The President?

2007-10-01T08:28:00.000-07:00

“I can’t control my fingers; I can’t control my brain.”

I Wanna Be Sedated, by The Ramones

She Was Never Very Good At Math

2007-09-30T08:59:00.000-07:00

“I begged for a kiss--she gave me seven.”

I Love U In Me, by Prince

Um... Cataracts?

2007-09-29T08:25:00.000-07:00

“How can you see into my eyes like open doors leading you down into my core?”

Bring Me To Life, by Evanescence

I Promise You'll Be Great If You Just Don't Name The Band "Duran"

2007-09-28T08:22:00.000-07:00

“I heard your promise but I don’t believe it--that’s why I’ll do it again.”

Notorious, by Duran Duran

I'm Dreaming Of A Welfare Christmas...

2007-09-27T08:44:00.000-07:00

“I hate those people who love to tell you money is the root of all that kills--they have never been poor; they have never had the joy of a welfare Christmas”

I Will Buy You A New Life, by Everclear

If You Turn Off The Sun, I'll Never See Sophie B. Hawkins Again

2007-09-26T08:40:00.000-07:00

“You can turn off the sun but I’m still gonna shine.”

The Remedy (I Won't Worry), by Jason Mraz

Or You Could Just, Y'know, Email Me

2007-09-25T08:18:00.000-07:00

“Every season has its change and I will see you when the sun comes out again.”

As I Lay Me Down, by Sophie B. Hawkins

Guess This Explains How They Dumped A Septic Tank On A Boat Full Of People

2007-09-24T08:33:00.000-07:00

“Am I right side up or upside down--is this real or am I dreaming?”

Crush, by Dave Matthews Band

You've Won, Bono--You've Taken Over The World

2007-09-23T08:29:00.000-07:00

“There’s many lost, but tell me who has won.”

Sunday Bloody Sunday, by U2

Elton John Just Doesn't Make A Very Convincing Fighter...

2007-09-22T08:55:00.000-07:00

“I’m a juvenile product of the working class whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass.”

Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting, by Elton John

Saturday I Sober Up

2007-09-21T08:10:00.000-07:00

“It’s such a gorgeous sight to see you eat in the middle of the night.”

Friday I'm In Love, by The Cure

These Guys Must've Grown Up In Simi Valley

2007-09-20T08:27:00.000-07:00

“Now I have to leave this town; I got to leave while I still can.”

Thursday, by Morphine

...Like Doing This Blog

2007-09-19T09:08:00.000-07:00

“I’m just sitting around being foolish when there is work to be done.”

Wednesday, by Tori Amos

...And You Will Do A Cover Version Of "Dancing In The Streets" With David Bowie

2007-09-18T08:30:00.000-07:00

“Lose your dreams and you will lose your mind.”

Ruby Tuesday, by The Rolling Stones

Prince Wrote This Song Too... What Is It With Him And Making Beds?

2007-09-17T08:11:00.000-07:00

“These are the days when you wish your bed was already made.”

Manic Monday, by The Bangles

Prince Hates On Best Western

2007-09-16T08:47:00.000-07:00

“You didn’t have the decency to change the sheets.”

When You Were Mine, by Prince

Not Without Peter Cetera

2007-09-15T08:08:00.000-07:00

“Every road leads to your door, every step I take forever more.”

Will You Still Love Me? by Chicago

Thank God For Caller I.D.

2007-09-14T08:55:00.000-07:00

“I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day and ask her if she’ll marry me in some old-fashioned way.”

Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic, by The Police

Or Maybe You're A 64-Year-Old Divorcee Chasing 20-Something Blondes...Or Is That The Same Thing?

2007-09-13T08:37:00.000-07:00

“Maybe I’m a lonely man who’s in the middle of something that he doesn’t really understand.”

Maybe I'm Amazed, by Paul McCartney

The Hypochondriac Credo

2007-09-12T08:13:00.000-07:00

“You can’t go on thinking nothing’s wrong.”

Drive, by The Cars

Not Even The 'Girls Gone Wild' DVD?

2007-09-11T08:21:00.000-07:00

“Working so hard like a soldier--can’t afford a thing on TV.”

Electric Avenue, by Eddy Grant

With All Those Toxins In The Water? No Thanks...

2007-09-10T08:10:00.000-07:00

“The ice we skate is getting pretty thin; the water’s getting warm, so you might as well swim.”

All Star, by Smash Mouth

Nah, Prince--He Won't Think That's Weird At All

2007-09-09T08:55:00.000-07:00

“Give him your ice cream and I’ll give him the keys to my car.”

Strollin', by Prince

Is It True That Paris Hilton's Doing A Cover Of This Song, Renamed 'Text Me?'

2007-09-08T08:44:00.000-07:00

“Emotions come, I don’t know why--cover of love’s alibi.”

Call Me, by Blondie

Homophobia?

2007-09-07T08:28:00.000-07:00

“It’s only fear that makes you run.”

I'm The Only One, by Melissa Etheridge

For God's Sake, Listen To Your Body!

2007-09-06T08:45:00.001-07:00

“My body is saying ‘Let’s go,’ but my heart is saying, ‘No.’”

Genie In A Bottle, by Christina Aguilera

Try Google

2007-09-05T08:22:00.000-07:00

“I’ve been askin’ everybody I meet--insufficient data coming through.”

Sweet Talkin' Woman, by ELO

Why Are You Going Through My Drawers, Liz?

2007-09-04T08:59:00.000-07:00

“I never met a man who was so pretty inside; he’s got petals on the bed of his sweat sock drawer.”

Johnny Feelgood, by Liz Phair

Why Does This Seem Like It Should Be A Bryan Adams Song?

2007-09-03T08:29:00.001-07:00

“At every time I've always known that you where there, upon your throne, a lonely queen without her king.”

Again, by Lenny Kravitz

Or Maybe I'll Change My Name To A Symbol, Become A Jehovah's Witness, And Overcharge For Concert Tickets

2007-09-02T08:18:00.000-07:00

“Maybe I’ll die young like heroes die.”

Under The Cherry Moon, by Prince

I'm Not Afraid, Boy--I'm Straight

2007-09-01T08:37:00.000-07:00

“This could be the best place yet but you must overcome your fears.”

Time (Clock Of The Heart), by Culture Club

Sadly, Rick Is So Not Famous Now That He Qualifies As A Stranger

2007-08-31T08:15:00.000-07:00

“Every man’s an actor, every girl is pretty.”

Don't Talk To Strangers, by Rick Springfield

Stop Your Complaining!

2007-08-30T08:41:00.000-07:00

“Nobody said it was easy; no one ever said it would be this hard.”

The Scientist, by Coldplay

Sounds Like You've Got Women Issues, Dude

2007-08-29T08:44:00.000-07:00

“Give me back my point of view ‘cause I just can’t think for you; I can hardly hear you say, ‘What should I do?’”

Look What You've Done, by Jet

Blame Mark David Chapman

2007-08-28T08:12:00.000-07:00

“Ever since you’ve been leaving me, I’ve been wanting to cry.”

Too Late For Goodbyes, by Julian Lennon

No, Michael, Molesting Little Boys Is NOT Human Nature

2007-08-27T08:10:00.000-07:00

“If this town is just an apple, then let me take a bite.”

Human Nature, by Michael Jackson

Well, This Explains That Symbol Name...

2007-08-26T08:51:00.000-07:00

“I’ll write a letter when I learn how to spell.”

Guitar, by Prince

Shut Up Before I Give You Something To Cry About

2007-08-25T08:19:00.000-07:00

“They only hit until you cry; after that you don’t ask why--you just don’t argue anymore.”

Luka, by Suzanne Vega

At The Very Least, Wash The Stank Away From You

2007-08-24T08:33:00.001-07:00

“I sense it now: the water’s getting deep; I try to wash the pain away from me.”

Everywhere, by Michelle Branch

The Claps In This Song Prove How Essential John Oates Was

2007-08-23T08:05:00.000-07:00

“What my head overlooks, the senses will show to my heart.”

Private Eyes, by Hall & Oates

Why Does Every Drunk Person Know The Words To This Song?

2007-08-22T08:35:00.000-07:00

“Good times never seemed so good.”

Sweet Caroline, by Neil Diamond

Unfortunately, I've Also Got Cat Scratch Fever

2007-08-21T08:17:00.000-07:00

“I wish I could be as carefree and wild, but I got cat class and I got cat style.”

Stray Cat Strut, by The Stray Cats

That Sounds Like A Fantasy To Me

2007-08-20T08:22:00.000-07:00

“I tend to dream you when I’m not sleeping.”

I'd Die Without You, by P.M. Dawn

That's Because Your Mind Is Too Weird, Prince

2007-08-19T08:00:00.000-07:00

“You’d be better off cheatin’ than tryin’ to read my mind.”

Love 2 The 9's, by Prince

I'd Like To See You Naked, But We Don't Always Get What We Want

2007-08-18T08:47:00.001-07:00

“I’d like to see us as good of friends as we used to be.”

You're In Love, by Wilson Phillips

Personally, I'd Rather Just Sleep In

2007-08-17T08:30:00.000-07:00

“And I want to wake up with the rain falling on a tin roof while I’m safe there in your arms.”

Come Away With Me, by Norah Jones

Really, I'm Probably More Addicted To Sex

2007-08-16T08:54:00.000-07:00

“You like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh yeah--it’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough.”

Addicted To Love, by Robert Palmer

Could He Be Leaving On The Midnight Train To Georgia?

2007-08-15T08:12:00.000-07:00

“Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit--he took the midnight train going anywhere.”

Don't Stop Believin', by Journey

I Think You Would Need To Stop Drinking

2007-08-14T08:51:00.001-07:00

“If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by?”

A Thousand Miles, by Vanessa Carlton

Goddamn Hippie Witch

2007-08-13T08:26:00.000-07:00

“The clouds never expect it when it rains.”

Edge Of Seventeen, by Stevie Nicks

Said The Man With More Money Than God

2007-08-12T08:05:00.000-07:00

“Isn’t that a shame that sometimes money buys you everything and nothing?”

Condition Of The Heart, by Prince

What The Hell?

2007-08-11T08:38:00.000-07:00

“I got a Dalmatian and I can still get high.”

What I Got, by Sublime

Spice Girls: Homophobes Or Just Representing Family Values?

2007-08-10T08:41:00.000-07:00

“Boys and girls feel good together.”

2 Become 1, by The Spice Girls

Trust Me, Things Can Always Get Worse

2007-08-09T08:52:00.000-07:00

“Do you feel scared? I do--but I won’t stop and falter.”

Things Can Only Get Better, by Howard Jones

Well, I Was Gonna Stop But You've Guilted Me Into Continuing Now...

2007-08-08T08:17:00.000-07:00

“I don’t know how you keep on giving.”

Kind And Generous, by Natalie Merchant

Actually, Sounds Like You Have A Social Anxiety Disorder

2007-08-07T08:12:00.000-07:00

“I’ve done no harm; I keep to myself--there’s nothing wrong with my state of mental health.”

Who Can It Be Now?, by Men At Work

Don't Wait Too Long--That's What Got You Busted The First Time

2007-08-06T08:27:00.000-07:00

“I need someone to hold me, but I’ll wait for something more.”

Faith, by George Michael

Do You Think This Line Works On Blind Chicks?

2007-08-05T08:33:00.000-07:00

“If God one day struck me blind, your beauty I’d still see.”

Adore, by Prince

So, LL's A Cross-Dresser?

2007-08-04T08:47:00.000-07:00

“A Fendi bag and a bad attitude--that’s all I need to get me in a good mood.”

Around The Way Girl, by LL Cool J

That's My Ex-Wife, In A Nutshell

2007-08-03T08:08:00.000-07:00

“She’s got a gold tooth--you know she’s hardcore; she’ll show you a good time, then she’ll show you the door.”

Hey Ladies, by The Beastie Boys

That's Just Gross, Honey

2007-08-02T08:33:00.000-07:00

“I wake up--I’ve been sleeping in somebody’s shoes.”

Strangest Places, by Abra Moore

Try Telling That To Sports Fans, John--Then Tell Them About Your Pink House

2007-08-01T08:40:00.000-07:00

“There’s winners and there’s losers--they ain’t no big deal.”

Pink Houses, by John Cougar Mellencamp

I Was Studying, You Cheeky Bastards

2007-07-31T08:35:00.000-07:00

“Where were you while we were getting high?”

Champagne Supernova, by Oasis

My Guess Would Be Money

2007-07-30T08:59:00.000-07:00

“In my life, why do I give valuable time to people who don’t care if I live or die?”

Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now, by The Smiths

Those Things'll Kill Ya...

2007-07-29T08:44:00.000-07:00

“So here I sit in my lonely room, looking for my sunshine, but all I’ve got is two cigarettes and this broken heart of mine.”

17 Days, by Prince

I Guess The Thanks Goes To Eminem For Sampling This Song

2007-07-28T08:14:00.000-07:00

“The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all, and even if I could it'd all be grey.”

Thank You, by Dido

Sussudio: The White Man's "Shizzle"

2007-07-27T08:30:00.000-07:00

“I’ve got to get closer but I don’t know how; she makes me nervous and makes me scared.”

Sussudio, by Phil Collins

Yeah, The Rest Of Us Saw It A Long Time Ago...

2007-07-26T08:08:00.000-07:00

“I am finally seeing why I was the one worth leaving”

The District Sleeps Alone Tonight, by The Postal Service

Did Ann Wilson Eat Nancy Wilson? Is That Why She's Alone?

2007-07-25T08:55:00.000-07:00

“’Til now, I always got by on my own; I never really cared until I met you.”

Alone, by Heart

Ahh, The Intellectual Alcoholic...

2007-07-24T08:11:00.000-07:00

“Let’s sink another drink, ‘cause it’ll give me time to think.”

Dancing With Myself, by Billy Idol

Seriously, That's Like The Least Weird Part Of Your Dreams

2007-07-23T08:27:00.000-07:00

“Haven’t you wondered why I’m always alone when you’re in my dreams?”

Wrong Impression, by Natalie Imbruglia

Now That's Gotta Be The Pinnacle of Laziness

2007-07-22T08:04:00.000-07:00

“I’m on fire ‘til you come and put me out.”

Damn U, by Prince